the ahs voice

got a tip for the voice? let me know.

Oh, Anderson Mills. You do not disappoint. Sure, you started off really slow and boring the first few weeks, but in the last week and a half you've more than redeemed yourselves. So, we'll start with some old news first and get straight into the manjuice of this week.

so, so ( scandalous. )

Yes, we know. You want more. You want all your sultry and naughty little secrets aired out for the world to see. It's coming. Tomorrow night, in fact. Here's the last call for juicy secrets. The more you send us, the better this news letter will be. So! Have something you've been itching to get off your chest? Now's the time. Can't promise I'll be online darlings, but we have the comment box. Use it, it makes us feel all tingly.

xoxo,

V.

OKAY HI LOVELIES. USE THE DROPBOX. GO INTO OUR JOURNAL AND COMMENT ON THE TOP ENTRY. DO NOT USE THIS AS THE DROPBOX, HAHA. :D

It's that time again!

Got a hot tip? A sighting? A rumor? Juicy gossip can't wait to share? Love to hear it.

The AIM SN ahs voice will be on for the next two hours. Maybe more if you play your cards right. ;)

Come chat! Promise, I'll be gentle if it's your first time. ;)

Mwah,

- the voice

Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.

what's up, bitches!

Let's get right into it because we have A LOT to cover. I love you folks already. ;)

( here there be scandals. )

H'okay, Darlings. The AIM SN ahs voice will be on for the next hour or two. Got a hot tip? A sighting? A rumor? Juicy gossip can't wait to share? Love to hear it. A few scintillating ones have already been submitted and we'd LOVE some more.

Come chat! Promise not to bite. Too hard, anyway. ;)

Mwah,

- the voice

Sure, we all live in this tiny two-bit town. Most of us are bored and a little more than ready to get the hell out dodge once that piece of paper that says GRADUATE is in our hands. Until then, we gotta make our own fun. And darlings, you people do all the hard work of making life interesting for us. Secretly gay jocks, ex-lesbians, pregnant haters, and psychotic jackasses and princesses? What more could we ask for?

Welcome to The AHS Voice, a bi-weekly blog with the juiciest of rumors and secrets this side of the web. Yes, we all know Rumorville~ and it's fabulous (we love you, sweetie!) but that's only part of our charm. We've also got sources that go one step further than that - sightings, first hand accounts, and...gasp - pictures? Who knows? Only time will tell.

And who am I? Boy? Girl? Jock? Loser? Or am I really an Us? LOL, I'll never tell. I'm The Voice - and you'll love to hate me.

Drop off your first round of tips and gossip here. As always, comments are screened to protect the innocent. Or you can always hit me up on ~ahs voice on AIM. I never give away my one of a kind sources.

Kisses,

- The Voice.